Soon after the Disney animated film Aladdin was a box office hit, the inevitable officially licensed games hit then-current consoles like the Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo. Unbeknownst to parents who parked their precocious tykes in front of the seemingly innocent game, the rascally animators at Disney were up to their old tricks, inserting phallic imagery into their work. (Or maybe it wasn’t on purpose, which would be even more disturbing.)

In the infamously difficult magic carpet ride level of the game, the digital animators added dickish insult to injury by making the player follow a downward-facing cock-n-balls, ostensibly the Genie’s hand. Yeah, right. Hand.

Aladdin, ever determined, had no choice but to go where the penis said to go, if he was to save Jasmine and win the game. By the end of the magic carpet ride level, all he wanted to do was take a hot shower and wash the dirty feelings away.