The Ancient Minister is so old that Marth told him to act is own age and he died.

The Ancient Minister is so old that computers are a constant mystery to him and he downloads tons of malware.

The Ancient Minister is so old he walked into an antique store and then upon careful evaluation the store owners decided to shut down operations because their wares seemed relatively new now.

The Ancient Minister is so old that his yearbook has a picture of Moses in it though it is worth noting that he was on the faculty page and had been the mathematics teacher for 13 billion years by then.

The Ancient Minister is so old that his memory is in black and white but in his defense he was around for 62 billion years before colour was invented by God.

The Ancient Minister is so old his social security number is 347-4322-112. He’s well over 288 billion years old but his career didn’t take him to the USA until 1962.

The Ancient Minister is so old the movie 10,000,000,000,000 B.C. brought back a lot of memories of his mid-life crisis.