Asteroids, Recruitment Ad Copy From

From Deep Space Times, Oct. 15, 2561:
Do you want to see the world? How about millions of them! Come fly away with our elite group of rock-smashing pilots at Astor Oids LLC, where you’ll learn to pilot the most advanced wedge-shaped ships in the galaxy. You’ll expore the deep recesses of space, thrill to the fast-track life that only hyperspace can bring, and of course, you’ll meet a dedicated crew of explorers eager to share Uranus, among other planets. What do we do? What don’t we do? We break space rocks to clear the path for future construction. Sometimes, we eliminate space debris in the shape of flying saucers. But mostly we’re just a good corporate citizen, giving opportunites to wandering space pilgrims like yourself. Why not come aboard? The universe is waiting!



I think I remember the televised version of that ad. The two-note soundtrack was annoying as hell.