Owning a controller with the ability to auto-fire a particular button is no crime, but actually employing it in videogame-related pursuits is a base, loathsome act.

Using it against someone who has a normal controller should be a kind of videogaming war crime, but even employing it on one’s own, say to beat a shooter, is still low and shameful.

Those who use auto-fire (or as it’s known by some losers, “turbo”) is like making a sandwich with one slice of bread, having sex by lying on your back and making your partner do all the work, or robbing a fast food joint via the drive-thru window.

It’s lazy. You’re better than that.