Barrels, Why You Shouldn’t Drink The Wine From the Ones in Donkey Kong

  • Posted by Glark
  • Feb 25, 2008

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Look, it’s not really wine. Barrels that can roll themselves down ladders and take hard lefts without losing speed are definitely not filled with wine. At best they are probably filled with a dozen super-smart orphan babies and that’s at best. Once Luigi lifted the lid off one and something clawed half his face off and ate his shoes. Don’t drink it.

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oakling
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Feb 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm

I always figured those were empty barrels, but now I understand everything. Mari and Luigi were actually trying to climb up there and expose Donkey Kong’s human trafficking ring. And the Princess was going to be next!!