Blast Processing, Transformative Properties Of

Few rivalries were as ferocious as the 16-bit era competition between Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). Genesis was first to enter the market and gained a substantial headstart but the impressive hardware and exclusive software of the SNES threatened Sega’s lead. In response the Sega marketing created the term “Blast Processing” to tout the superior redraw speed of the console. Sega positioned the Genesis as the only place you’d ever be able to play demanding games like Sonic the Hedgehog. Blast Processing made the ordinary extraordinary and the mundane exceptional. When you apply Blast Processing special, magical results can happen:
| Before Blast Processing | After Blast Processing |
|---|---|
| Mousy girl from school | Smoking hot babe who’s into you |
| Guard dog | Pack of guard wolves with bazookas |
| Vectorboy | Vectorman |
| Quarter Pounder with cheese | Half Pounder with $100 in cash |
| High definition TV | 110% true definition super TV |
| Venti latte | Zero-calorie latte silo |
| Don’t Walk sign | You Walk, Everyone Else Stay Put sign |
| Jaw cancer | Jawbreakers |
| Wool cardigan | Wolverine’s Car Again! |
| Bran Flakes | Bran Frosted Flakes (which circle around you and shoot lasers at your enemies and also make you breakfast every day) |



I want one of those processors in me, Sega!