Said to be the most comprehensive set of amusements yet released for the Wii based on the seedy world of carnies and barkers, Carnival Games was set feature even more short-attention-span minigames, which were ultimately cut due to time and budgetary constraints. Among them:

• Pull My Taffy! (Completely legitimate taffy-stretching simulation)
• Mustache Rides, $1! (Completely legitimate coaster ride featuring the mustache and full beard of president Rutherford B. Hayes.)
• Blister Poke! (Completely legitimate carny-blister poking game.)
• Guess My Addiction! (Completely legitimate guessing game featuring carnies whose lives have taken an even worse turn.)
• Grifter Guilt! (Completely legitimate religious conversion simulation in which the carny sinner discovers he has wasted his life and must now turn it over to Jesus)
• Panic! At The Food Tent! (Completely legitimate rat-chasing game)
• Psychologically Imbalanced Ride Mechanic Molests You Without Consent! (All right, this one should probably have never made it out of the brainstorming meeting, we admit)