Ratchet’s little robot buddy, Clank, is never at a loss for disapproving looks and unwanted (though usually correct) advice. Unfortunately, Clank also has some advice for you:

• “You really shouldn’t eat corn chips with every meal. Do you know much fat and salt there is in a serving of those? Let me tell you…”
• “Speaking of which, have you had your cholesterol checked recently? I can look up a specialist and even make the call for you. Shall I ring up…”
• “You didn’t leave the stove on, did you? I’m sure I turned if off, but perhaps we should fly back and check. It would only take a few hours. Why don’t you let me hook into the navigation system and…”
• “I may be a robot, but I can still detect a change in gas in the air. Really. How impolite. Do you always pass gas around co-workers and other people…”
• “I have been graphing the length of time you stay involved in relationships and it actually seems to be decreasing. I’d say that’s quite the red flag. Perhaps we can talk it out, you and I, and figure out…”
• “Have you checked your 401k lately? With everything that’s happening, you really should…”
• “I know we agreed never to speak of it again, but with the imminent release of a new volume of Bum Fight videos, we really should check to make sure you’re not implicated in…”
• “Did you know you own more volumes of pornography than works of literature? I did an inventory this morning, and if you ask me…”