Crash Bandicoot, Fatigue from Long-Term Whoring Out of

Q: What has two thumbs and has been featured in 14 games in 12 years, losing all the charm that might have at one point made it the unofficial mascot of a very successful game console, and which now, frankly, just makes us sigh every time we hear that another game in its series has been released?
A: This guy.



So true. I remember a pair of naive, wide-eyed roommates who were agog at the likes of Crash and Lara Croft, only to see their own careers easily eclipse those of their video icons in the intervening years.