The wily designers of the Nano Muscle Suit from Crysis would have told you about some of the lesser-known features they packed in, but you had to go jumping out of a plane and traipsing through the jungle/ice/zero gravity areas before they could explain.

Here’s what you missed:

Your suit’s quite minty!

In the heat of battle, you’ve got no time to worry about bad breath. Your squad-mates (and even the enemy) will appreciate the Nano Breath Strip Auto-Dispenser. A fresh Wintergreen mint strip on your tongue at 45-minute intervals.

Get Sirius about combat!

It used to cost an arm and a leg (sometimes literally!) to access decent radio stations in remote locales, but now your Nano Muscle Suit has Sirius/XM Radio pre-installed. Tune in to over 100 stations, many of them commercial-free. Listen to Howard Stern, Martha Start, the MLB, NASCAR, Jamie Foxx’s Foxxhole Comedy Channel and many others. Tune in via your heads-up display and try to avoid caves for best reception. Got our own music? Plug into the iPod dock located on your inner right thigh.

Floaties: not just for rambunctious toddlers!

We would never underestimate your ability to swim given your extensive training, but we’ve also learned, very painfully, not to overestimate this skill. You’ll find several sets of floatie options set to deploy on each of your upper arms should you find yourself deep in water you can’t negotiate yourself. An ink-free thermal printer will automatically decorate the floaties as they deploy with a theme of your choice. Available options are: SpongeBob Squarepants, Dora the Explorer, Dragon Ball Z and Blue’s Clues.