Defender, Rationalizing Unsuccessful Rescue Attempts of Humans In

- That guy was going to be the next Hitler
- I think she was the one who charged too much at the bake sale
- Those kids stole my shovel
- He never thanked me for the zucchini
- She thought she was so great but you know what? She wasn’t
- That one looked like the type that might have kicked a puppy
- I think they wanted to die on a mountain top
- Weren’t they the family that evicted that nice couple from New Brunswick? I think they were
- Well, Charlie was pretty clumsy — he’s was due for a fall down the staircase anyways
- Who wouldn’t want to be de-atomized? Certainly not Greta Ironmonger of 33 Valley Lane



I think she was secretly working for the aliens, anyway.