For the last 25 years, we’ve been working on a solution to a seemingly unsolvable problem: how do you beat those giant mechanical Imperial Walker thingies in The Empire Strikes Back videogame?

Well, it took millions of tries, but we think we have the answer: go for the tiny light spot above the creature’s neck! (Marked here in the photo as a tiny light spot above the creature’s neck.)

If you hit that spot enough times, you win! Then go find another Imperial Walker and repeat the process. We haven’t tried it out, but we believe that if you keep doing this, you will eventually win the game. Our testers are taking this theorum through its paces. We will let you know what we find out in another 25 years.