“Fuck is not an item you are carrying”

  • Posted by Glark
  • Dec 31, 2007

Infocom text adventure

Infocom text adventures’s answer to both “Use Fuck” and “Throw Fuck” commands.

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December 31st, 2007
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Written by:
Omar G.
Posted on:
Dec 31, 2007 at 1:57 am

The frustrating thing about those games is that I often DID have fuck in my inventory.

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Written by:
Glark
Posted on:
Dec 31, 2007 at 2:07 am

I fixed your post for you:
The frustrating thing about those games is that I often DID have fuck in my inventory.

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Written by:
Omar G.
Posted on:
Dec 31, 2007 at 7:03 am

Oh, sweet sexy inventory.
I miss those games.

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Written by:
Territan
Posted on:
Dec 31, 2007 at 11:33 am

If only someone would write “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Phobos…” then the inventory could contain both “fuck” and “no fuck.”

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Written by:
Count Floyd
Posted on:
Dec 31, 2007 at 12:11 pm

And doesn’t the game admonish you if you just say “fuck”?

Coincidentally I just started playing “The Lurking Horror” the other day on an Atari 800 emulator. I will try fucking an unspeakable ancient evil, but I don’t think they swing that way.

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Written by:
Glark
Posted on:
Dec 31, 2007 at 4:13 pm

I’m sure the real response to anything with “fuck” is tailored for that word. It’s not like I do research. That would be crazy.