Fulgore, Things that are Bothering


Fulgore

  • Stupid jokes about being confused with Al Gore.
  • Rust in the taint.
  • How Orchid is always flaunting how human she is. We get it! Jeez.
  • Blade sharpeners that do not sharpen the way it shows in the ads on TV.
  • Fighting for money. It feels cheap.
  • Gearthritis.
  • Getting smacked with a 35-hit combo. It’s really annoying.
  • Contact lenses.
  • Having to explain why he has a gun turret he doesn’t really need.
  • Scrap metal scavengers just waiting for Fulgore to take a nap.
  • Droids who are teases.
  • Robobarbers who take too much off the ponytail.
  • Game developers who wil not give Fulgore employment by making Killer Instinct III.

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Hee! See, this is why I don’t wear contact lenses. Glowing red eyes? Not an acceptable side effect.

He can’t complain about that great hourglass figure, though. rrrowwwrrr.