http://www.videogamey.com Tastes Like Fun Fri, 09 May 2008 04:00:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Quench morning thirst with hot cup of Pepsi Go to appointment with Dr. Pepper about gastro-intestinal troubles Drop Max and Wild Cherry off at school Eat well-rounded lunch of Pepsi Find out why Mr. Pibb is always calling the wife Finish report for work on how delicious Pepsi is -- very delicious. Run about town, collect Pepsi ... http://www.videogamey.com/p/pepsiman-day-in-the-life-of/ Excerpted from, "Explosion of the Crystal String of Jewels" by CasGamer111 (pp. 110-112): Murdokken surveyed the scene around himself. The High Priest lay dead, his neck spilt of blood by the blade of Derek the Poacher. Derek the Poacher's last gasps echoed in the Frog Jewel cavern. Murdokken allowed himself a ... http://www.videogamey.com/z/zuma-fan-fiction/ Soup de Scope, French mouthwash meal Poop Der Pope, German anti-papist play-doh kit Super Scopes 1 through 5 Loop the Boat, marine docking instructional video Bloopers Moat, video outtakes from Medieval Times dinner theater Cooper's Throat, throat of schoolmate Cooper Flute 'n Float Sex, backyard musical waterside with privileges http://www.videogamey.com/s/super-scope-6-things-youd-rather-have-received-instead-of/ The pre-eminent high-caffeine, high-guarana beverage marketed at gamers, Bawls was introduced in 1997 and soon took absolutely no area of civilization by storm. Still, as the years have passed, Bawls has become a fixture at LAN Cafés and game tournaments, mostly because of a promotional budget that could only be funded ... http://www.videogamey.com/b/bawls/ Character Does Character Have Armor? King No Armor King Yes! http://www.videogamey.com/k/king-and-armor-king-differential-chart/ It should have been your moment of glory. Your receiver is open. You're ready to pass. You push the button and... WTF!? Your football has somehow flown sideways, right into the arm of a leaping thug from the opposing team. The action stops, your heart has died, the game is ... http://www.videogamey.com/number/10-yard-fight-interceptions-in/ Hand Job - $20 Half-and-Half - $40 Blow Job - $60 The Karl Malone - $80 Around the World - $100 Back Seat Health Pack - $200 No voluntary refunds. http://www.videogamey.com/l/lola-the-magical-hookers-price-list/ http://www.videogamey.com/w/worms-names/ Doctor: Well Colonel, the space tests are back from the space labs and I'm afraid the news isn't good. Colonel: Give it to me straight Doc. Doctor: Have you been fighting any intergalactic wars lately? Colonel: Intergalactic? No. Doctor: Pan-Dimensional? Colonel: Not lately. Doctor: How about taming a disenfranchised colony of Earth that's on the brink ... http://www.videogamey.com/s/space-baldness-heart-to-heart-on-the-subject-of/ The only way you really know you beat a videogame is when the end credits roll. If you don't see them, you might have only unlocked a character or beaten the easy mode. When you see an endless list of names, you have truly achieved glory. Go get yourself a ... http://www.videogamey.com/e/end-credits/ No one likes to be mean, but it must be said: the Microsoft Sidewinder Dual Strike is only remembered today because of its supreme ugliness. If ugly were bricks, this thing would be Grand Central Station. If ugly were moles, this thing would be a Moleskin. If ugly were yo ... http://www.videogamey.com/s/sidewinder-dual-strike/ The second in Blizzard's popular Warcraft series, Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness continued the tradition of having your orcish or human units say funny things if you clicked on them repeatedly. As PC memory and disk space increased, Blizzard had more room to insert even more dialogue for these units. For ... http://www.videogamey.com/w/wc2-orc-dialogue/ You have to dig pretty deep into the sack of crapaliciousness to find a title featuring women with balloon breasts that even the core demographic of young male gamers finds repugnant. Playboy: The Mansion, a 2005 game, was essentially Sims - Bladders + Viagra. In the game, you play a ... http://www.videogamey.com/p/playboy-the-mansion/ Like the lunar landing, Lunar Pool did not actually take place on the moon, but was instead put together using billiard tables on Earth. Trick photography was used to create varying levels of friction. The government does NOT want you to know. Do not expect this entry to stay up for ... http://www.videogamey.com/l/lunar-pool/ For the 2002 edition of its venerable Madden sports franchise, Electronic Arts decided to double the budget for its motion capture studio in the belief that more authentic footage of athletes would lead to a more realistic football experience. NFL players agreed and took the unusual step of allowing EA Sports ... http://www.videogamey.com/m/madden-02/ Of course you're buying Grand Theft Auto 4. Don't even act like you aren't. All the cool, delinquent, wannabe gun-totin' kids are gonna play. What, you think you'll make it through the summer on Super Mario Galaxy? As though. But even if you buy the game, you won't really be experiencing ... http://www.videogamey.com/g/gta4bundle/ The famous end screen from Missile Command almost never was. Here are screens of proposed alternatives: http://www.videogamey.com/m/missile-command-rejected-alternatives-to-the-end/ Owning a controller with the ability to auto-fire a particular button is no crime, but actually employing it in videogame-related pursuits is a base, loathsome act. Using it against someone who has a normal controller should be a kind of videogaming war crime, but even employing it on one's own, say ... http://www.videogamey.com/a/auto-fire/ Legendary videogame console and software company Atari has seen many owners since its incorporation in 1972 and has seen its fortunes rise and fall along the way. Atari Inc. (1972-1976) Originally formed as Syzygy, Atari Inc. was started by Nolan Bushnell and Ted Dabney and produced arcades games including the legendary Pong. In ... http://www.videogamey.com/a/atari-ownership-history/ What began as a top-secret collaboration between the surviving members of The Beatles, Square Enix and The Walt Disney Company eventually became a canceled project that almost no one has ever heard about. Slated as the third game in the Kingdom Hearts trilogy, Sgt. Pepper's Kingdom Hearts Club Band was to ... http://www.videogamey.com/s/sgt-peppers/