Gordon Freeman’s Incredible Potty Mouth

Half-Life hero Gordon Freeman is well known for his silence. He is never heard speaking a word in the series but it is not because he’s a man of few words but rather he’s a man full of utterly filthy words. He was edited out. Compare the final dialogue to the original to discover why:
Aylx: Funny you showing up on this day in particular.
Aylx: We have been helping people escape the city on foot. Its a dangerous route to my fathers lab through the old canals, today we are finally on the verge of having a better way.
Alyx: Here lemme buy you a drink
Alyx: Oh and by the way, nice to finally meet you.
Compare to the original:
Aylx: Funny you showing up on this day in particular.
Gordon: Funny like the ****** ***** ***** that’s ***** *** in my ****** ******?
Aylx: We have been helping people escape the city on foot. Its a dangerous route to my fathers lab through the old canals, today we are finally on the verge of having a better way.
Gordon: Speaking of old canals, how about ****** ****** * **** and then ****** ***** four ***** with ****** *** ****** turtle? ***** ***** verge? Verge? ***** ******** ******** ******.
Alyx: Here lemme buy you a drink.
Gordon: How about you drink ****** ***** ***** but ***** *********** *** and then we’ll see about ******* ***** ****** for the ride home?
Alyx: Oh and by the way, nice to finally meet you.
Gordon: Nice to ****** ***** ******* you but I ******* ***** see me in that ********* position? You ******** ******* a talented lady.



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