Seven Stars

When a SWAT Team and the FBI fail to take you down, the military prematurely ends the Iraq was and sends every soldier after you. President George W. Bush earmarks $90 billion to take you down.

Eight Stars

After a long and fruitless domestic battle against you, the U.S government decides it cannot win this war alone. An international coalition of the willing is formed with the singular mission to stop the one-man war machine that has relocated from Liberty City to Vice City. France, in particular, seems to have a real hard-on to take you down. Millions of foreign soldiers are flown with these orders: shoot to kill.

Nine Stars

When it becomes clear that the world’s best armies cannot hope to bring an end to the crisis, the leaders of every civilized nation agree unanimously: it’s time to use the bomb. Nuclear missiles are unleashed, decimating the world’s population, in a single-minded effort to stop this lunatic who beats prostitutes for money and steals cars on a whim. “What evil is this?” they ask. Somewhere near El Paso, an ex-doctor and his young son begin traveling across the blistered, fire-charred land.

Ten Stars

Satan, his belly fat and full of human sorrow, emerges from a deep crack in what is left of a city street. He French kisses you passionately and invites you to sit at his side in Hell. When you instead pick up a baseball bat and batter him to (un)death, you become The Devil. GAME OVER.