Hot Shots Golf, Uncoolest Unlockable Accessories from

  • Posted by Glark
  • Mar 25, 2008

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Half the fun of the Hot Shots Golf series is unlocking the dozens upon dozens of accessories as you rise up the ranks to become the world’s top golfer. Not all unlockables are created equal however. Here’s some of the less cool items:

  • Leg-mounted pee-bag
  • Dog “business” hat
  • “Frankie Says Fore!” t-shirt
  • Von Dutch chaps
  • Greg Norman bronzer
  • Bacon epaulettes
  • Robot socks (without wi-fi)
  • Wiffle ball
  • Pelvic sweatbands
  • Flour bag print shorts
  • Tony Hawk skin
  • Giant cheese wheel earring
  • Pixy Stix club set
  • Burning Man attendee caddy

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Written by:
Matt
Posted on:
Mar 25, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Bacon and wiffle balls: Glark classics.

You forgot about the ‘Pimp my golf cart’ feature.

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Written by:
oakling
Posted on:
Mar 25, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Hey! Sure those bacon epaulettes grease up your nice golf outfit until it’s see-through - but it gives you something to snack on through the whole game! And goes great with the cheese jewelry. Plus, since it’s a game there are no heart attacks!

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Written by:
Omar G.
Posted on:
Mar 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Admires Glark for not going for the easy “balls” or “holes” jokes.

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Written by:
Matt
Posted on:
Mar 26, 2008 at 1:31 am

Well, wiffle balls are indeed balls with holes. There’s a reason wiffle-jokes work. (5 points for most W’s in a post)