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By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:31:10 +0000

Well, wiffle balls are indeed balls with holes. There’s a reason wiffle-jokes work. (5 points for most W’s in a post)

By: Omar G.

Omar G. — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:06:44 +0000

Admires Glark for not going for the easy “balls” or “holes” jokes.

By: oakling

oakling — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:05:03 +0000

Hey! Sure those bacon epaulettes grease up your nice golf outfit until it’s see-through - but it gives you something to snack on through the whole game! And goes great with the cheese jewelry. Plus, since it’s a game there are no heart attacks!

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:48:48 +0000

Bacon and wiffle balls: Glark classics.

You forgot about the ‘Pimp my golf cart’ feature.