Ironforge is the capital city of dwarves in World of Warcraft, but all Alliance comers are welcome. Come for the short people. Stay for the forging!

A few things to do while visiting:

• Make a bunch of jokes about dwarves until they come and kill you.
• Buy a potion. Shit, buy two potions!
• Adopt a pet wolf. Like a giant pet wolf that kills people.
• Enter a portal to a battlefield where you will be bloodied and humbled.
• Party up with people who speak in strings of text and numbers.
• Complete a low-level quest by buying auctioned eggs.
• Pull up the map. Look around. Pull up the map again.
• Fly the fuck around on a Griffon!
• Tell racist jokes and call other people “Fags.”
• Pay $15 a month to be here.
• Sell the 5,000 useless spider legs you’ve picked up.
• Run around in a giant city-sized circle looking for the place to l33t your spellz.
• Engage in bullshit banking!
• Get swindled in a completely unfair trade.
• a/s/l?
• Buff the living shit out of somebody.
• Realize you went to the wrong city. Curse like a dwarf.
• Forge some iron, already.