King of All Cosmos, Package Nicknames of


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  • The Galactic Picnic Basket
  • Omnirod
  • Mercury Rising
  • One Eyed Giant Purple Planet Eater
  • His Majesty’s Roll-Up
  • The Event Horizon
  • Balley’s Comet
  • Center of Your Universe
  • Milky Way
  • Neptune’s Envy
  • The Singularity
  • Starduster
  • Big Dipper
  • The Big Bang
  • The Hubble Constant
  • Meatyer
  • Older Faithful

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2nd Largest Tube on This Body.

I thought you were going high-concept, “thinking man’s” humor on me with that Portal entry, but nope, there’s still room for penis jokes. Awesome.

There’s ALWAYS room for penis jokes.

Also poop and fart humor.