Kirby, Reasons For Anger With North America

- Technically is over 3oz of liquid and always has “I am not my own carry-on” argument with clueless TSA staff
- WTF are the writers of Lost smoking? Do they make this shit up as they go along?
- Sushi makers in North America rarely strive for perfect balance with 100 grains of rice per portion
- Can’t figure out how to copy and paste on iPhone
- Where’s East Virginia?
- Does not care for brutish and ill-considered nickname given by Matt Lauer on Today show appearance — Gum Guy
- Promised he’d see “Cowboys aplenty”
- Was waiting for Cloverfield monster to erupt into giant mass of penises. Never happened.



That guy has the capacity to suck in quite a lot of anger.