Kratos, Five Questions Asked By During Stint As Day Care Manager

  • Posted by Glark
  • Mar 27, 2008

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  1. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO NOW ASHLEY?!
  2. WHAT MADNESS IS THIS SIMON? MUST I NOW FIND YOU FRESH UNDERGARMENTS?!
  3. BY ZEUS BEARD! WHY IS THERE A SLICE OF BALONEY IN THE DVD PLAYER?! DVD PLAYERS DO NOT GROW ON OLIVE TREES!
  4. NO! YOU MUST PICK UP MADISON BY 4:30! I HAVE GORGON EYES TO COLLECT! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I’M JOKING?! DO NOT TEST ME YOUNG MRS. HENDERCHUCK.
  5. DENNIS! SHAQUITA! BRITTNEY! AUSTIN! CARTER! SANDRINE! JOSHUA! MUST I FOREVER BE PICKING UP LEAP FROG CARTRIDGES UP OFF THE FLOOR?! I SWEAR BY THE GODS OF OLYMPUS I WILL SHED YOUR BLOOD ON THIS INDUSTRIAL CARPETING!

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Written by:
adam875
Posted on:
Mar 27, 2008 at 9:02 am

He does seem to get more shouty in each version of the game, doesn’t he? Even in flashback he’s just not a happy camper. Or a good actor…

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Written by:
Omar G.
Posted on:
Mar 27, 2008 at 12:10 pm

When we brought Lilly home from that day care and changed her diaper, all these glowing red orbs started streaking around the room.

Some weird shit’s going on over there.

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Written by:
Daniel
Posted on:
Mar 27, 2008 at 12:15 pm

My arms are all cut up because Molly only ever wants to play “Bwades of Chaos” when she comes home.

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Written by:
Alliath
Posted on:
Mar 27, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Oh, Kratos. When you defied the gods AGAIN you surely had to know the punishment this time would be no laughing matter.