Kratos, Lesser Gods Also On The Shit-List Of


Do NOT mess with this guy

The wrath of God of War avenger Kratos did not just extend to the major deities who betrayed him. He saved plenty of delicious revenge for some secondary players as well. Among them:

  • Testicleese, God of Male Fertility
  • Honda, God of Compact, Yet Affordable Imports
  • Etiquettico, God of Napkins, Napkin Rings and Silverware
  • Sally, Goddess of Wholesale Beauty Supplies
  • Coldcallius, God of Telemarketers
  • Peterpaulmarius, Triple-Headed God of 60s Folk Music
  • Buzzeforous, God of the Taser
  • Spinderella, Goddess of Early Female Rappers
  • Palmolive, Hermaphrodite Deity of Clean Dishes
  • Tylentol, God of Childproof Over-the-Counter Medication Bottle Caps
  • Sous, God of Second-in-Command Chefs
  • Cliff, God of TV Mailmen
  • Teflonia, Goddess of Non-Stick Kitchenware

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