Suffer - Zombie biting

Eat - Fluffy omelettes

Dance - Foxtrot followed by jitterbug

Exercise - Jumping jacks and reverse cable pulls

Drink - Coffee in the morning, brandy at night

Love - Passionately

Play - At the park, alone on a see-saw

Select - Blanka

Paint - Premium Latex Egg-Shell (low gloss)

Give - Impersonal affairs like Box of Gold, fancy soaps and McDonaldland gift certificates

Train - Two years at the police academy followed by horrible spill down parking garage stairs

Commute - Subway

Listen - Christian rock

Organize - By colour

Live - Like everyday was your last