Luigi, Lifelong Fears of
- Ghosts.
- Anthropomorphic mushroom caps.
- Falling.
- Flowers that spit fireballs. What’s up with THAT?!
- Nagging sense that he will never be first at anything.
- Detergents that make green garments fade before their time.
- Spiky turtles.
- Commitment.
- Falling back into anorexia.
- 3-D adventures.
- Could that weird, floaty, gravity-defying form of jumping be some sort of cancer?
- Shameful Italian stereotypes.
- Princesses.
- Sliced salami.
- Powerful attraction to Waluigi.
- Having head smashed into a block of bricks repeatedly.
- Poverty.
- Pipes. Don’t tell Mario.
