Mario Kart: Double Dash, Laborious LAN Party Setup for

So rich with honey was the promise of playing the Nintendo GameCube game Mario Kart: Double Dash with eight players via system link that gamers went through extraordinary lengths to make it happen. Because the negligent company failed to include online play, gamers had to buy the otherwise completely useless GameCube Broadband Adapter, which would allow you to link multiple systems together for LAN play. Each GameCube owner had to fork over the cash for a copy of the game as well as the stupid undercarriage-plugging adapter. (Owners of the Xbox console, which came standard with an Ethernet port, could insert laughter here.)
This also required multiple televisions and for Nintendo players to learn the difference between a network cable and a crossover cable. It wasn’t exactly the easy-of-play experience the Wii would later bring. Then again, it’s 2008 and the Wii’s online play is still practically nil.
So why would any self-respecting gamer go through the trouble? Because Double Dash played in this configuration (with up to 8 consoles and 16 players of two-person kart teams each possible) was awesome. It was a mindblowingly fun experience, one of the best out-of-arcade gaming hardware situations ever concocted. Before Wii Play, before Rock Band, this was perhaps the best party video game. One round would bleed into the next, and before you knew it, it was 4 a.m. and everybody still wanted to keep playing.
Yes. It was that good. You should have been there.



Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re comparing Mario Kart with Rock Band? You are doing this thing a disservice! Ok, those might be the current Biggest Party Games Ever, but I want to hear how it stands up to Mario Kart on the Wii. (They have that now, right? I need to get a Wii.) I mean, how is it better than Wii Play? That sucker sounds like a training course for the Wii and not a lot more.
And, more importantly, if you had a big party right now, and you said “Ok, Rock Band time or Double Dash on this pre-set-up Game Cube?” what would people pick and what would they enjoy more?