Mario Strikers Charged for the Nintendo Wii is to Soccer as:

• Prince is to Shaft
• Crumbs at the bottom of a sleeve of saltines is to cheesecake
• Chick tracts are to the Holy Bible
• Chewable vitamin C is to morphine
• Peeing in the office coffee pot is to Starbucks
• Knockoffs of the Go-Bots are to genuine Transformers
• Used kleenex is to old growth redwood forests
• David Keith is to Keith David
• Your anus is to Uranus
• Cling-ons are to Klingons
• “I’ll bring the beards” is to “I’ll bring the beer”