Mortal Kombat, Nursery Rhymes From


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Ring a-round the roses,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
Scorpion just burnt you with his fire breath!

Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe.
Get it done by half past two.
Half past two is much too late!
Oh my God, Kano ripped your heart out!

Jack, be nimble,
Jack, be quick,
Jack, jump over
The candlestick.
Jack jumped high
Jack jumped low
Jack jumped over
and Sub-Zero removed his spine and skull from his body.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating a mincemeat pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum,
And Jax ripped both his arms off and laughed about it.

A wise old owl sat in an oak,
The more he heard, the less he spoke;
The less he spoke, the more he heard;
Then he was cut in two by Kung Lao’s hat.

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Finish Him!

*DA DA DA*

HILARITY!

Or in Mortal Kombat Land:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
FINISH HIM!!!