Neo-Geo Cartridges, Things Found in Immense Space of
- The entire 1980 “Miracle of Ice” USA Olympic hockey team (circa 1993)
- Six copies of script to moving yet unproduced serious follow-up to live-action Rocky and Bullwinkle movie
- Colony of naked mole rats and the unexploded naked mole rat nuclear missile they worship
- Five of the Group of Seven artists plus a large supply of canvases
- 75% of the barons who helped draft, and press royal support for, the Magna Carta — plus lesser known Mini Carta, the adorable racing version
- Last known significant supply of Hydrox cookies left on Earth
- Evil Goatee Universe from Star Trek (except possibly for the evil goateed giant Neo-Geo cartridge which holds our decidedly non-evil goatee-free universe. The nested universe issue continues to divide our quantum science community)
- Most flavours of Windows Vista
- Your summer house in the Hamptons
- A turducken inside of Kathleen Turner, inside of Kirstie Alley
- Magnum P.I.’s mustache, in a vast dark room on a pedestal dramatically lit by a single spotlight, flanked by the ever-vigilant Zeus and Apollo
“A turducken inside of Kathleen Turner, inside of Kirstie Alley”
MY EYES, THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING