I played your shitty game and i don’t feel anymore like a ninja than I did before I bought it. total rip! I’m trading back in.

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“Ninja Reflex?” More like GAG REFLEX!!! This is nothing like the years I spent training in the Himilayans with real ninjas. WII OWNERS DESERVE BETTER!

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I played all the way through this game and went out to try to join a local crew of ninjas I’d heard about. They all laughed at me. Do you know how fucked it is for ninjas to let their guards down enough to let you hear them laugh at you? I want a refund!

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The wiimote controls did not adequately prepare me for real sword fighting. You fuckers shoudl be paiying my hospital bills!

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Instead of becoming speedier and more lithe like a ninja, I noticed my weight increased and my body lost its mobility. How many more hours should I play until my body starts to go back in the right direction?

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My grandson is no closer to upholding Ninja standards after I bought him your “Ninjas Reflex” game. He has dishonored our family.

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