50 cents?! 50 cents for a game? Are they crazy? I’m not paying two quarters for one game. That’s crazy. All games cost one quarter. Everyone knows that. One quarter. One game. What the hell makes this game so damn special?! Why would I play this game once when I could play any other game here twice for the same money? This is crazy. Oh my God, are all new games going to be 50 cents now? I can’t afford that. One quarter one game GODDAMNIT! This is bullshit! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT this isn’t good. Stop playing that people! Don’t you understand?! If you make this game a success they will make all games 50 cents and then what? THEN WHAT?! My paper route doesn’t pay enough for 50 cent games. I’ll have to take on another paper route or maybe the way I get extra cash to pay for the expensive games you people support is to mug you on the way here! Or maybe it doesn’t stop there. Maybe I need more money for these games. Maybe I break into your house and steal your Colecovision and your collection of Fangoria magazines and sell them for arcade money. Maybe someone on the other side of town likes your dog a lot and pays me twenty bucks to steal it! Are you people listening to me? Your fucking dog! What next? 75 cent games? ONE DOLLAR GAMES?! Holy fucking shit on a stick I’d have to sneak into your bedroom in the dead of night and carve you up in your sleep and harvest your internal organs just to afford to walk into an arcade! JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE! Are you listening?

I’M GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE YOU LOVE IF YOU DON’T STOP PLAYING DRAGON’S LAIR!