Pac-Man, Ghost Love Quadrangle of


Blinky Loves Inky

Blinky loves the way Inky is willing to change. Inky thinks Blinky is “icky.”

Inky Loves Clyde

Inky loves the way Clyde moves and way he talks. Inky isn’t thinking about long-term relationships but isn’t saying no to it. Clyde is saying no. To everything. Clyde avoids Inky since he stumbled across Inky masturbating in the ghost room after getting eaten by Pac-Man.

Clyde Loves Pinky

Clyde thinks everything of Pinky. He’s quite taken with Pinky’s ability to stand up for what he believes in which is pretty much killing Pac-Men. Clyde enjoys pain and suffering and is generally considered to be a little “off”. Pinky is under the mistaken impression that Clyde is “the help” and is making matters worse by asking Clyde to make him daiquiris all the time. 

Pinky Loves Blinky

Pinky loves Blinky because of his absolutely giant ghost penis.


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Oh, God. I’m so screwed because I LOVE THEM ALL!