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Panzer Dragoon, Ways to Spot a

Posted by Omar G.
Feb 13, 2008

Panzer Dragoon

Wears pantaloons.
Watches Nicktoons.
Held aloft by balloons.
At night: Spoons.
Makes a noise like a loon.
Employs hired goons.
Hangs around until noon.
Sets sail in a pontoon.
Talks like Wilford Brimley in Cocoon.
Stays dry in a monsoon.
Starts fights in saloons.
In the shower: apt to croon.
Wears scarves of maroon.
Navigates by the moon.
Makes the ladies swoon.
Has no iPod; uses Zune.

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Comment Number:: 1
Written by:: Glark
Posted on:: Feb 13, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Is coming soon.

Comment Number:: 2
Written by:: RCP
Posted on:: Feb 13, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Favorite primate is baboon.
In the shower sings out of tune.

Comment Number:: 3
Written by:: Matt
Posted on:: Feb 13, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Sold his soul for a gold doubloon.
An extra in David Lynch’s Dune.
Has a tree; doesn’t prune.
Hates to fish; uses harpoon.

Comment Number:: 4
Written by:: Glark
Posted on:: Feb 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Hey it’s Matt — a product of videogaming and DJing if ever there was one.

Comment Number:: 5
Written by:: oakling
Posted on:: Feb 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Instead of smiling likes to froon!
What?

Comment Number:: 6
Written by:: Omar G.
Posted on:: Feb 16, 2008 at 1:03 am

In high school band played bassoon.