Dear Subscriber,

We have received several phone calls about delivery irregularities in your area. If you have experienced problems with your subscription, please take a moment to fill out this customer satisfaction form so that we can take steps to ensure you receive the best customer experience in the future.

Thank you for your time and continued patronage,
The Daily Herald Times and Union Penny Saver Tribune

Please check the following if they have happened to you:

_____ I did not receive one or more of my newspapers this week.

_____ I have had my newspaper delivered on the lawn, not in my mailbox.

_____ My newspaper ended up smashing a neighbor’s window.

_____ Delivery person attracted bees to my yard.

_____ Delivery person did not stop when I ran after him to thank him for a job well done.

_____ Delivery person ran over child’s remote-controlled race car.

_____ Cat hospitalized after newspaper-throwing-related head injury.

_____ Carefully choreographed breakdancing routine interrupted by wayward newspaper toss.

_____ Delivery person somehow causes tornadoes to spontaneously appear; domicile damaged.

_____ Delivery person interrupted sweet release offered by the appearance of the Grim Reaper.

_____ Delivery person continues to litter driveway with relics from dying form of media.