Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please install better road signs!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please let people walk the streets again!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please stop sending these black cars out to get me!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please stop doing donuts in our stadium!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please stop trying to blow up the cars on Lakeshore as my pizza delivery guy is there somewhere!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please paint your buildings more than one colour!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please hire a new DJ!

Take me down to Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh won’t you please ratify my prosposal for a bridge out of town so we can communicate with the rest of the world again!