Pokémon, Secret Naming Conventions of

Class I
Take one everyday household object, add a vowel, and pair with latter part of animal name or classification.
Examples: Bulbasaur, Mopuvore, Forkycat and Knobipotamus.
Class II
Take a word that could describe a caterpillar or breasts and pair with something found at a Walgreens.
Examples: Jigglypuff, Metaphorfig, Bouncesprin and Orbatussin.
Class III
Misspell something you put in soup.
Examples: Bayleef, Karrat, Burroth, Sprigg and Sellery.
Class IV
Take a possible fate of a zit and pair with latter part of a reptile name.
Examples: Squirtle, Popecko, Festeraptor and Lancemander.
Class V
Take an element and add a dash of a girl’s name.
Examples: Meganium, Lilithium, Carlybon, Irisdium, Helenium and Sallicon



For some reason my Class V Untrihexiumpenelope ends up taking a beating before she announces her name.
Crazy.