Hiya ghost! How’s it going? Oh, well okay, be seeing you later then my friend! Hmmm, nice guy that ghost. I wish I  could see more of him. Do do do do doooo. Life is good in this corner. Quiet. Clean. Some may say I little dull but I say dull is safe and safe is good, no? Yes siree, safe is good. Ha ha ha, why if it isn’t a dancing pretzel! You crazy dancing pretzel! Go pretzel! Go pretzel! It’s your birthday! Oh, bye pretzel! Come back soon! Ha, a dancing pretzel. Doesn’t that just take the cake? Oh hello… who this happy yeller feller coming down the hall? He’s funny! Wakka! Wakka! Hello to you to my friend! Hee. Hey, is he eating us pellets? OMG HE IS! Oh jesus. OH JESUS. HE’S COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME. Oh for the love of all that is holy why didn’t God give me legs to run away with? No! NO! NOOOO! He’s almost here! OH JESUS CHRIST PROTECT ME. LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?