Princess Peach, Things That Have Kidnapped

Perpetual damsel-in-distress and possible romantic interest to Mario, Princess Peach has spent most of her life getting kidnapped. She goes outside for a stroll… kidnapped. Makes a smoothie… kidnapped. Inspects her royal guard… kidnapped. Here is the official list of what she has been kidnapped by:
- Donkey Kong
- Bowser
- Koopa Kids
- Turtles
- Winged Turtles
- Giant Bullets
- Chomp-Chomps
- Piranha Flowers
- Postmen
- Grocery Clerks
- Ferrets
- Other Princesses
- Hammer Brothers
- Chairmakers
- Sets of Golf Clubs
- Waiters
- Chemists
- Vertical Blinds
- Vegetarians
- Paint Cans
- Wool Blankets
- Police
- Bankers
- Spoon Collections
- Jungle Rhythms
- G.I. Joe
- Hot Dog Buns
- Crown Moulding
- Skylights
- Babies
- Metaphors
- Cupcakes
- Radiators
- Karaoke
- Hockey Pucks
- Chicago
- Lines of Longitude
- Digital Displays
- Deer
- Meadows
- British SAS
- Pacific Ocean
- Hospitals
- Scented Candles
- Horoscopes
- Apollo Creed
- 3×5 Index Cards
- Duvet Covers
- Tailors
- Photocopiers
- Heads of Marketing
- Swedish Meatballs
- Shingles
- The Bronze Age
- Curved Space
- Liquid Detergent
- Protons
- Wacky Magnets
- Toothpaste
- Line Cooks
- Extended Warranties
- Texaco
- Casino Dealers
- Pre-Schoolers
- Movie Credits
- Vacuum Cleaners
- Wristwatches
- Puppeteers
- 3-Prong Outlets
- Minty Breath
- House Cats
- Alley Cats
- Road Salt
- Censored Literature
- Mexico
- Large-Format Printing
- Local Broadcasters
- Area Rugs
- Wario
- Mixing Bowls
- Weed Gardens
- Urban Planning
- Goldenrod Coloured Paper
- Corgis
- Philip Seymour Hoffman
- The Old West
- Trans-Atlantic Flights
- Curried Eggplant
- Arbor Day
- Legal Pads
- Saddle Stitching
- Dentists
- Kids
- Naps



I always thought she should have doubles like Queen Amidala, but then the doubles would probably kidnap her, too.