Qix, Appearance Rider Of


Qix

  • 6 bottles of EVIAN WATER, min 1 litre size
  • 2 bunches of bananas
  • 1 quart of organic cranberry juice, no sugar added
  • 12 cans of COCA-COLA ZERO (not Diet Coke)
  • 2 sleeves of Five-Grain PREMIUM PLUS saltines
  • 72 AAA DURACELL batteries
  • 21 LED MAG-LITE flashlights
  • 3 peanut butter POWERBARS
  • 4 FLEET ENEMAS
  • 2 pairs of gator clips
  • 1 tube of PRINGLES potato chips
  • 1 PC running MYSTIFY screensaver
  • 17 pairs of JOCKEY FOR HER panties, size XXL
  • 1 twelve-gauge shotgun filled with GREEN M&M buckshot
  • 1 each 11×17 framed pictures of Mao, the Voyager satellite, and a quaint French village
  • 2 trays of assorted deli meats and cheeses, no mock turkey
  • 3 cans of OXY CLEAN
  • 1 large plastic tarp
  • 8 gallon jugs of CLOROX or other bleach
  • 6 red delicious apples
  • An assortment of condiments in bottles, no fast food packs
  • 36 bottles of DAYQUIL
  • 72 bottles of NYQUIL
  • 1lb fresh turnips
  • 13 heavy black hooded full-length robes
  • 4 large lamps with red lights or 4 ready-to-light torches
  • 2 king size MR. GOODBARS
  • 1 ceremonial dagger
  • 1 seven foot by three foot stone altar
  • 1 local representative of the Church of Satan
  • 4 mops and pails
  • 2 quarts of 2% milk
  • 1 glass vase of fresh cut local flowers

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