Quarter Guy

The local teenager change maker in the arcade of your youth has recently been sighted at Wal-Mart in the next town over. He wanted you to know he’s still better than you and you still suck at videogames. He had more to say but his buddies came to visit him at work to score free stuff and he said he had to get ready to go over to his girlfriend’s house later and that he was totally going to touch her boobs.



Sadly, I was only ever a nickel man, myself. On a good day, a dime-sized fellow.