Star Wars Galaxies, Least Fulfilling Characters Of


Star Wars Galaxies

Power Droid

Spend 2 hours shambling across a street to power-up the neighbour’s blue milk machine. Press “G” to go “Gonk.”

Wampa

Although strong and fierce, the Yeti-like snow world monster is saddled with a charisma cap of 3 ensuring your character is too shy to interact with anyone outside your home cave. Press “C” to contemplate things.

Death Star Tractor Beam Switch

After reading through 17 pages of detailed and exciting backstory documents players must wait for Obi-Wan Kenobi to wander by and flip the switch. Press “S” to accept the switch. Press “N” to be switched under protest.

Probe Droid

Spend 2% of your time chasing down rebel scum in an effort to crush their uprising once and for all and bring order to the galaxy. Spend the other 98% of the time in a torpedo tube. Press “p” to probe. Press “P” to probe.

Life Day

Play as the concept of the Wookiee holiday Life Day. Press “L” to celebrate Life Day.

Information and Links

Join the fray by commenting, tracking what others have to say, or linking to it from your blog.


Related Entries
Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi, More Secret Characters From
Empire Strikes Back, Secret To Beating The
Pac-Man for the Atari 2600, What People Within Earshot Thought They Were Listening To
Lego, 10 Lowest-Selling Videogames Featuring
X-Wing, Thrilling Tales of Container Searching From
“Hadouken!”
Gyros

Write a Comment

Take a moment to comment and tell us what you think. Some basic HTML is allowed for formatting.

You must be logged in to post a comment. Click here to login.

Reader Comments

Bea Arthur’s Character in the Star Wars Holiday Special. Trade sardonic quips with Harvey Korman. Sing at 2nd level; gain ability to sing at 10th level. Press “B” to Bea.

Ha ha! So I looked it up… her character’s name is Ackmena.

She gets a name that sounds like a Greek heroine, and Chewie’s family get names like Fuzzy and Lumpy. I smell racism.