Super Scope 6, Things You’d Rather Have Received Instead of

- Soup de Scope, French mouthwash meal
- Poop Der Pope, German anti-papist play-doh kit
- Super Scopes 1 through 5
- Loop the Boat, marine docking instructional video
- Bloopers Moat, video outtakes from Medieval Times dinner theater
- Cooper’s Throat, throat of schoolmate Cooper
- Flute ‘n Float Sex, backyard musical waterside with privileges



Am I the only guy who actually asked for one of these for Christmas?