Tekken, Excuses For Why You Just Lost in

  • Posted by Glark
  • Jan 8, 2008

Tekken

  • That stupid joystick is busted
  • Something in your eye
  • The left kick button doesn’t work right
  • Your hand is sweaty and it slipped
  • Opponent playing Eddy Gordo and that is just cheap
  • Thought you were the other guy
  • Your fingers are sore and/or cramping
  • Wanted to play Panda but chose Kuma and you’re pretty sure they play different
  • Damn itchy nose
  • Idea of playing boxing kangaroo simply preposterous and beneath you
  • Wasn’t ready when the round started
  • Couldn’t figure out who Mokujin was
  • Forgot it was three rounds
  • They changed the 10-hit combos
  • It’s not blocking
  • Why does that guy get a sword?
  • Goddamnit!

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Comment Number:
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Written by:
Omar G.
Posted on:
Jan 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm

“Why do you have to keep playing Jun all the time!? GAW!”

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Written by:
Noodleman
Posted on:
May 13, 2008 at 11:53 pm

“Opponent playing Eddy Gordo and that is just cheap”

Oops, I’m guilty of that one.