Freeing the little robot dude from the middle of the Tetrisphere of level 100 is as likely as:

• being able to buy exactly enough Microsoft points for the game you want
• tying your penis into a knot
  
• sudden peace in Middle East result of all parties realizing it was a simple misunderstanding
• parallel parking the Queen Mary in downtown Denver
• getting into Skull & Bones meetings with your homemade guest passes
• finding a substitute for bacon
• sounding believable when you insist that Diet Coke tastes “just like the real thing!”
• coming to terms with a giant sudden winter to-the-sock soaker