Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground, Things That Can Be Proven In


  • The Pythagorean Theorem
  • Existence of steel rail as demonstrated by crushing of nuts upon it
  • Own self worth (proportionate to points earned)
  • That one has not totally sold out to one’s corporate overlords at Activision
  • “I do believe in fairies! I DO!”
  • Hand-eye coordination impairment
  • Metacritic.com scores can make a grown man cry
  • Pervasiveness of branding in “Extreme” games
  • Holding down the right shoulder button makes someone spin faster
  • The name Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 9 sounds really bad
  • Law of diminishing returns

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What about evolution? Because from what I hear that is just a theory.

How about a negative?