Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground, Things That Can Be Proven In

- The Pythagorean Theorem
- Existence of steel rail as demonstrated by crushing of nuts upon it
- Own self worth (proportionate to points earned)
- That one has not totally sold out to one’s corporate overlords at Activision
- “I do believe in fairies! I DO!”
- Hand-eye coordination impairment
- Metacritic.com scores can make a grown man cry
- Pervasiveness of branding in “Extreme” games
- Holding down the right shoulder button makes someone spin faster
- The name Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 9 sounds really bad
- Law of diminishing returns



What about evolution? Because from what I hear that is just a theory.