Project Manager: We still need to send up the HUD design specs to the dev team.

Lead Designer: Right. Right. About that. Because Trespasser is going to be the world’s most realistic first person shooter I think we need to forego the traditional HUD to keep the player immersed in the exciting Jurassic Park world we have created.

Project Manager: Yes! Yes! That’s brilliant.

Lead Designer: Thank you. I was thinking that in order to keep us in the game world we can simply look down at the avatar’s body for a sense of damage.

Project Manager: Hmmm, that might work. We need to make it interesting as well as true to the realistic universe we have created.

Lead Designer: Change the character to a woman.

Project Manager: Giant gazongas?

Lead Designer: The giantest.

Project Manager: Hmmm, actually the game specs call for a graphical health gauge. How can we introduce a gauge for health while being true to this wonderfully lush and shockingly real physics-based environment we created? How do we “keep it real?”

Lead Designer: Hmmm… How about a magical tattoo on her tit?

Project Manager: That’s about right.