Ugg, Issues With Q*Bert
- Stupid Q*Bert thinks he’s so cool
- Q*Bert hops around communal step pyramid like he owns the place
- Q*Bert understands English just fine but never speaks it
- Shares a mutual respect for Coily but looks down on others
- Q*Bert rips malodourous farts during adrenaline-fueled level clears
- Thinks he’s smart, but you know what? He’s not
- Q*Bert is loved for his swears but others fined for similar behaviour
- Q*Bert eats and defecates from same place
- Quick to take a penny from the take-a-penny tray but never seems to leave any
