“Hi!”
“Hi!” 

“Is that your drink?”
“No.”
“OK!”

“Did you sleep with my wife?”
“Huh?”

“I think I wet my pants.”
“Again?”

“That weird guy at work asked the receptionist to take…”

“You have to dig deeper than 3 feet or the forest animals will dig him up.”
“Lesson learned!”

“Are you going to finish that?”
“That’s a coaster.”

“Want to go to the Target Dollar Spot after this?
“Yes, yes I do.”

“Was that a hawk or an eagle?”
“I think it was a beagle.”

“I think Sweden is up to something.”
“I think Sweden is up to many things.”

“Cognac?”
“You know it!”

“Oh shit, the cat got out.”
“He’ll come back when he’s hungry unless he gets run over.”

“This hug is lasting longer than expected.”
“Yeah, I wasn’t sure how to break it, sorry.”

“Potatoes!”
“Carrots!”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!“