Warcraft II, Orcish Grunt Dialogue in


Poke him! Poke him again!

The second in Blizzard’s popular Warcraft series, Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness continued the tradition of having your orcish or human units say funny things if you clicked on them repeatedly. As PC memory and disk space increased, Blizzard had more room to insert even more dialogue for these units.

For example, these were the phrases you could hear from an Orcish Grunt by clicking on him multiple times:

  • Your command, master.
  • Zug Zug.
  • Dabu.
  • Lok’tar.
  • Swobu
  • What?!
  • Look out!
  • Missed me!
  • Hee hee hee! That tickles.
  • I would not do such things if I were you.
  • My tummy feels funny.
  • (burp) ‘Scuse me.
  • You’re good looking for a human.
  • They should make a massively multiplayer game of this.
  • No, seriously. It would make millions!
  • I’m sure there’ll be Warcraft III, but come on. Massively multiplayer! Huge!
  • They could charge every month for it. On TOP of $50 for the retail box!
  • Oh my God, the geeks would pee themselves. They would pee money!
  • It would be a license to print gold! I hope I get some stock options!
  • Huh? Oh yeah. Sorry about that. G’RAK THAR!

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